Cape Town looks fun..

“Muslim? Salam.” After robbing a guy is so crazy.

I was waiting for them to stab him anyway. I would have run them down with my car afterward if at all possible.

Do you think the Fortuner would get up to enough speed 😂

this reminds me of driving through a city

This face after "Salaam":

Do they have Arab software engineers and nuclear technicians driving Uber there too?

Nowhere in Cape Town is safe. I was attacked in Camps Bay, approaching The Glen after walking on Lion's Head. And I was hijacked by a gang on the N2, which you would expect. But now you can't walk or drive anywhere without being on red alert.

Why are you so mean to the future engineers and doctors?

“Muslim? Salaam.” LMAOOO

Are you Muslim? SALAAM NO STRESS MY GUY 😂