Captain Crush to Center 🫡 #AllRise

repeat after me, MVP. MVP.

Low leverage

NUMBER 44 FOR NUMBER 99 YALL BETTER RISE RIGHT NOW

He’s massively underpaid at $360M

THIS MAN WILL HIT 600 HRS

Right into the goddamn shrubs

What a shot! #AllRise

Oh my sweet captain

Switches back to his normal bat and hits a bomb!!!!