Captain Dave LEAD FROM BEHIND like a true Captain.

@LeadFromBehind "Colonoscopies the second leading killer of men" - Dave Portnoy

@LeadFromBehind It’s fine bro… you fall asleep and next thing you wake up more rested than you’ve ever felt in your life.

@LeadFromBehind 🤣 Captain Dave always leading from behind like a true rear admiral!

@LeadFromBehind We’re on standby with reserves Captain 🫡

@LeadFromBehind Damn I guess I didn’t realize colonoscopies are the second leading cause of death in men. I think ima pass

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@LeadFromBehind I have my third colonoscopy scheduled for the end of August 😭 Just know that once the poo turns to pure liquid, you can lay off the Miralax 😂

@LeadFromBehind The inevitable. You got this, Captain RoboCop

@LeadFromBehind Dave, that is a beautiful flower behind you. Did your girlfriend get you it?

@LeadFromBehind This is rear admiral in more ways than one