Caucasian phrases

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They snapped with "you and what army?"

"you're barking up the wrong tree."

Reminds me of this 😭

My dad was big on these: I’ll knock you ass over tea kettle That’s the pot calling the kettle black You’re cruising for a bruising Don’t get smart with me Your mouth is writing checks your ass can’t cash Over my dead body

How you like them apples?

"oh boy, they'1l let anybody in here"

Alright here we go, lemme know what you think of this new “Caucasian Phrases”: 1. Cool it Cupcake 2. Bounce it Buddy 3. Take a long walk off a short pier pal 4. Step back Jack 5. Keep it Neat (be cool about stuff) 6. I don’t care a Tinker’s damn! 7. Stop juggling while the house burns down (being too silly) 8. Analyzing data in the fun zone (being too serious) 9. Doodling the day away (when someone is being lazy) 10. You’re juggling knives and don’t know it (when someone is getting themselves in trouble) Let me know your favourites!

No more, mr nice guy.

My mom would serve us dinner and say “be careful, that’s hotter than a cowboys pistol”😍😍