Celebrating tonight’s Incredible #Longhorn WIN!!!! 🤘🇺🇸🤘🇺🇸🤘 #hookem

THIS is supposed to the “masculine” Senator 😂

Can you post the video where the stadium said that you suck.

Talarico’s aura overpowered the Cruz curse.

We won in spite of you. Be gone.

No one ever needs to see you wear shorts again

Isn't UT full of liberals?

Ted get some Texas sun on them legs man 🤘 hook em!

They don’t fuck with your goofy ass 🤣🤣 Also, remember when Trump called your wife ugly as fuck

I understand the beard now. It's gender affirming care.

Cancun Ted you were responsible for every bad play UT made and the power of friendship/friends we made along the way were responsible for every good play UT made. Those the rules

Dude stay away from Texas that first half was your curse

Ye gods... don't ever wear shorts in public again.

"TED YOU SUCK!"

Dude you went to Rice...

The Ted Cruz curse has been lifted! That means you were right about what you were saying in that pregame interview.

I want to know why a senator from Canada, that represents Texas, says he wants to be the most "Israel first" person in government? Why would anyone representing Texas give one shit about Israel Ted? I sure as hell don't, and probably 98% of Texans could care less about them.

Too much estrogen

@SecRubio 🐊🐊

Congrats Theodore.

That’s a college game day Dad fit if I’ve ever seen one 😂

Because James T was there

what sucks is that you can't persuade your buddy Thune to pass the SAVE act

We got Matthew McConaughey on the field too! 😂

Bro you are from Canada

You suck humpty

Dude, you went to Princeton

Curse broken Ted. 🤘

But you’re Canadian

Ted Cruz is a coward who can't beat Donald Trump, make love to Melania Trump, or lead like President Joe Biden. So #PentUpsy Ted sits and gawks at the manhood of Hunter Biden

You’re a fucking dipshit senator