Celebrity malfunction 🤔.

Homie looks just like the celebrities he’s describing 😂😂😂

Trump’s actions on immigration are interfering with their supply of adrenochrome.

There’s a shortage of adrenochrome.

It's side effects ts from the "Ozombic" injections. Ghoul and zombie features

Putin has been dismantling the dreno trade in Ukraine so supply is low. Thats why missing children in us has started to sky rocket.🚀

I have a few people in my life that are on Ozempic. They lost a ton of weight they twitch, and they talk a lot. I googled if Ozempic has Adderall like symptoms, I guess it doesn’t but these people seem a little off🤷‍♂️

Ozempic face

Adrenochrome is running out

It's called age and ozempic, it's not that deep. If you turn every stupid mundane thing into a conspiracy then people will dismiss the real conspiracies when presented with them. Stop being a garbage person.

Adrena ***** is in huge demand because Trump is taking the children off the market.

Seacrest looked like a heroin addict in that clip

Ozempic face

He broke his back in a motorcycle accident and has had issues since

Can’t get their adrenochrome

Adrenochrome is 10x stronger than cocaine from what I hear..and with everyone knowing about it the supply is probably low so perhaps that’s why their look are going bad and they all seem to display signs of withdrawal

It’s called age you dumb fuck

Shows a picture of Ellen from 2001 and now, Buddy thats 24 years difference, it’s called aging 😭😭

they runnin' out of adrenochrome.

The adrenochrome supply is dwindling and this is what happens

Only thing weird is the plastic surgery on old people: not everything is a conspiracy dude. Oh, and the other weird thing is what Simon is doing with his hands 😂

Simon had a motorcycle accident. Two second google search btw

Adrenachrome withdrawal.

It’s called Ozempic

Adrenochrome withdrawal

Adrenochrome supply lines have been shut off by Trump and Putin

No chrome

Ozempic zombies. I hear a lot of comedians refer to these people that way.

Adrenochrome depletion

adrenochrome withdrawal.

Witches thay can't suck baby blood anymore

2nd guy had this going on:

Drugs.

Adrenochrome shortage