(Centrist) Daddy Cool 😎

Ed, you're a knob. Nobody thinks you're cool. You're the embarrassing uncle at parties that everyone else wants to just fuck off home or wish had never turned up.

(Cretin) Daddy Ghoul 😎

This would be funnier if: He hadn't fucked over sub-postmasters, some of whom have taken their own lives. He hadn't fucked our national energy policy by backing no nuclear power 15 years ago. His activists didn't excuse threatening behaviour against politicians. U do u hun.

What a terrible day it is to have eyes…

I’m not going to make fun of you, it’s clear you’re mentally challenged.

Tell that to the sub-postmasters families who lost loved ones due to suicide. I guess your payment of £275,000 will ease your conscious.

This is cool 😎

How will the families of all the postmasters who committed suicide feel, seeing you rub it in their faces. Did you buy the glasses from the £260k you pocketed from the law firm who's persecution of them caused it.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. You don’t know how cringe you are do you? The weird dad that gatecrashes the party…

9% Ed. It’s not working.

AURAMAXXED AND RIZZMOGGED

There’s an audible laugh in HOC whenever Ed gets up to speak He’s running down @realDonaldTrump Just for a minute think of these two people Ed and Trump Ones a joke and ones a true leader What kind of fool what vote for Ed? He trashed the post office guys He’s a loser

How are you not embarrassed?

Clown. He's already had this schtick pinched by Polanksi. Except at least Polanski is an insane Marxist who to some extent believes what he's saying.

Rizz dems are back

I hate it when AI depicts politicians as doing absurd unbelievable things- Davey should sue the deranged warped person who produced this trivialising, embarrassing drivel !

Another cringeworthy moment from the man responsible for subpostoffice men and women wrongfully jailed & a reported 13 that committed suicide.

Embarrassing Dad

Not so Daddy-cool… more Hi-di-Hi 😂

Giving me Borat vibes. If you're a comedian that's infiltrated parliament, then I applaud you.

Daddy Cool? Tubby tool perhaps 🤦‍♂️

How far have you slipped down the polls …. Clown 🤡

I want a statesman, a father of the nation ready to bring order to times of chaos, a leader with cunning of a fox to outsmart our enemies and be like a lion in defence of our values and people Instead the leader of one of our biggest parties is this - Ed Davey in aviators 🤦‍♂️

Knob!!

A national embarrassment.

Would love a reason to consider voting for your party, but how can anybody take you seriously? You don’t seem to be a serious man able to lead a serious government.

Have you got a single policy? Since 2024 all you've done is little dances and going down water slides and shit.

Don’t flatter yourself you smug useless cretin!!