Chaplin vs Carrey. 🤣 💡Ide - mine

all that AI computing and generating power and you came up with the sloppiest of all slops? well done mate!

You forgot to write that I just wrote a prompt. Finish it quickly.

nope, I haven't forgotten anything, I geniunely congratulated you for the biggest slop I've ever came across including asian old lady chopping up xenomorphs and Will Smith eating spaghetti.

This is no longer relevant. But thanks for the congratulations.

Use @Image1 as opening frame — vintage theater stage, red curtains. B&W COMEDIAN left: black and white, bowler hat, thin mustache, bamboo cane, oversized shoes. COLOR COMEDIAN right: full color, green suit, yellow pants, rubber face. Film reels and camera equipment visible. Full HUD: yellow health bar left, green right, portraits, names, ROUND 1 center, SUPER bars. Photorealistic cinematic. Mortal Kombat style. HUD reacts every action. SHOT 1 (00:00–00:03) — OPENING Start @Image1 exact. Both charge center stage. Speed ramp 150%→300%: rapid exchange. B&W COMEDIAN dodges elegantly — ballet movements, one foot raised, cane spinning. COLOR COMEDIAN attacks wildly — exaggerated arm swings, rubber face grimacing. B&W COMEDIAN spins cane — STRIKES chest. COLOR COMEDIAN stumbles backward — eyes bulging, mouth wide open. Camera WHIPS 180° following stumble. B&W lands in signature pose — feet turned outward, cane resting. Bar drops. 1-frame freeze. Screen shake. SHOT 2 (00:03–00:06) — SHADOW ARMY B&W COMEDIAN twirls cane overhead. From stage floor: BLACK SILHOUETTES rise — 6 shadow copies of bowler hat figure, pure black cutouts. SLOW MOTION 25%: shadows emerging like liquid darkness becoming solid. They surround COLOR COMEDIAN in a circle. Speed ramp 200%→350%: shadows attack synchronously — punching, kicking in perfect silent-film unison. COLOR COMEDIAN's face STRETCHES from impacts — rubber face physics. Camera 270° orbit around battle. Vintage equipment spinning past frame. Bar drops. SHOT 3 (00:06–00:09) — THE MASK COLOR COMEDIAN reaches into jacket — pulls out glowing GREEN MASK. SLOW MOTION 20%: brings it to face. GREEN VORTEX swirls around him. Mask attaches — eyes glow yellow, huge white grin. Transformed: green face, yellow zoot suit. Small brown TERRIER materializes beside him. He swings giant cartoon MALLET — 2 meters, red-white striped. MALLET SMASHES through shadows — they SHATTER like black glass fragments. Camera ECU: mallet destroying shadows. Bar drops. Speed ramp 60%→400%. SHOT 4 (00:09–00:12) — GEAR TRAP B&W COMEDIAN whistles. From stage wings: MASSIVE METAL GEARS roll in — 3 meter diameter, industrial teeth. Speed ramp 250%→400%: three gears converging from different directions. COLOR COMEDIAN and dog RUN dodging. Gears CONVERGE — COLOR COMEDIAN TRAPPED between them, face squished between gear teeth. Dog barks helplessly. Camera LOW angle: trapped comedian from below, gears towering. 1-frame freeze. Bar drops critically. SHOT 5 (00:12–00:15) — DANCING BREAD B&W COMEDIAN theatrical gesture with cane. Six DINNER ROLLS appear on stage — two forks stabbing each roll as legs. ROLLS DANCE toward trapped comedian on fork-legs. Speed ramp 200%→350%: dancing bread bounces into green face repeatedly. Green MASK FLIES OFF — COLOR COMEDIAN transforms back to normal. Falls from gears to stage floor. Bar drains zero. KO flash. B&W COMEDIAN takes theatrical BOW — hand across chest, cane extended. Camera 180° orbit. FREEZE FRAME: B&W bowing, COLOR defeated, bread rolls dancing, dog confused. Bold vintage text: "B&W WINS!" Hard cut black. End.

HOW TF can ai make porn so perfectly yet becomes utterly fucking stupid when it comes to how a health bar works WHAT

If he wasn't so stupid with this scale, you wouldn't comment and the engagement would be lower. 😁

i was just saying it's funny how AI ca perfectly recreate a pair of tits yet a heath bar is too difficult no criticism to you but here have some more engagement uo your ass 😂

Pure slop

You're going out of your way to attract attention to your account. But you won't get paid for it 😁

Slop comment

As your acc?

This series is brilliant mate…luv it all! 👏🏼😎

@jvelotta I myself am hooked on this series!

Rightly so…consider me a fan brother…✌️🔥🤘💯

Ai slop

Don’t cry baby

Ai slop from an Ai user

Open your eyes baby 😁

My eyes are open and it’s still Ai slop

Don't lie baby, your eyes are narrow no matter how hard you try to open them

Good cuz I know Ai slop when I see it moron

This one did really good

Thanks!

Amazing. 🤣

Thanks, i think so!

These are 2 legends that made my childhood fun

Yes, my also!

@RetroValix Need some Buster Keaton, for sure. Maybe another idea: Gene Kelly vs Fred Astaire.

@RetroValix Do you think they will get to the top?

Can’t wait to see what you make in 5 years from now even 1 year from now

You're brilliant dog

这个有意思

I just don't understand what application this actually has? Unless it was actually in a real game at runtime, it's a completely non-interactive video, nothing more. It'd be impressive if it was actually implemented and playable, otherwise it's just like... well done on asking ai?

Are you so helpless that you asked AI to write a comment? :)

Nope, but I bet you needed AI to understand it.

You're not only stupid, you're also a liar.

Trust an AI dude to image-gen himself some bs

Damn! A Pulitzer Prize for this guy, he's not the idiot he made himself out to be! He writes his own comments!

I get why that'd look like an achievement to you. Don't smoke too much AI my brother. It will make you hallucinate.

And you continue, with a tenacity worthy of better cause, commenting on a post you don't like. You're clearly an idiot or a masochist.

Awesome! Which one of the Seedance 2.0 provider you used to create this video? That's not easy to create videos with real actors