Check out the guard bod~

Forget the party, im hanging out with you!❤️❤️

unffff nobody gonna mess with that six pack~

Hasnt been a 6 pack in ages, almost wanna say its a full on barrel than a keg at this point 😏

snrk, well, at very least you can't be moved easily! but let's see if you handle bribes pretty well >:)

If its food related bribes my waistline gives away just how easy i am to sway

gooooood, i'm gonna come by every night and get free entry for a food payment hehehe

Perfect genetics

@AJ_Gorilla I need him, your honor

fuck i need you

Guarding what? The fridge….

Yuuuuuuup