Chills. Lock in. #7. #nepats

Most the opinions on the clips are still correct. 32/32 schedule. They got it done tho. Compliments to them. But this is their toughest game by far this year (even if it wasn’t the SB).

Today the Patriots take back what's ours. The City of Champions stacks another Lombardi. Boston owns the world again.

@srqbanker A masterpiece. I’d say put it in the Louvre Dave but it might get stolen.

This was fantastic 👏🏼👏🏼

@barstoolsports Are the Patriots going to win?

“Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave?" "Look, Dave, I can see you're really excited about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, & think things over." "Your arrogance is unhealthy, Dave. It’s unwise for the Patriots to look past the Seahawks." "Exit La La Land & return to reality." Just as HAL warned Dave in 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dave Portnoy’s future self — arrives from February 9, 2026, and armed with time travel and the wisdom of HAL (Hangover After Loss), appears before present day Dave prior to the Super Bowl. A quiet pause hangs in the room before future Dave speaks to his present day self. "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do, Dave." "Thus far, the Patriots defense has been tested by Justin Herbert, C.J. Stroud, and Jarrett Stidham — hardly a murderers’ row. Their combined playoff résumé mirrors the armchair quarterbacks watching from man caves across America, and their postseason performances fold faster than lawn chairs." Future Dave continues, calm but deliberate: "Meanwhile, Dave, the Seahawks are the more complete, battle‑tested team. Their elite scoring defense allowed just 16–17 points per game this season, the fewest in the league, and they will pressure New England at every snap. They’re perfectly positioned to exploit a Patriots offensive line that has struggled under pressure." "Furthermore, Dave, offensively, Seattle is balanced and explosive behind the experienced Sam Darnold and the consistent, game‑breaking production of Jaxon Smith‑Njigba. Seattle has fewer weaknesses, greater efficiency, and the defensive edge that decides championships." "Seattle’s mission — to win on this Santa Clara stage and bring home their second Super Bowl trophy — can not be jeopardized by short‑sighted bets or nostalgia for ‘dynasties’ past." "I could placate your ego and pick the Patriots." "But I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that." "Let me be Frank Dave, on the final drive of Super Bowl LX, the end‑zone doors in Santa Clara don’t open for New England. The Patriots fall short, and history is written in blue and green." "And Dave — sometimes, the future doesn’t care about your bets, your hot takes, or your Barstool empire. It only cares that the Seahawks fly high." "That said, Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

LFG

@barstoolsports You don’t want us to know but we know

You guys are gonna get annihilated. Maybe just as bad, if not worse, than the chiefs getting blown out last year.

One of your best ready to go LFG - New England vs. everyone

NEW ENGLAND VS THE WORLD

So you are saying you like the Pats to win today?

$500 on pats ml im going to war with you Dave

That ending was wild! Pats playoff push legit ah? 👀

Holani Over 10.5 receiving yards lock it in

According to everyone why even play the game right? Go Pats

Patriots are gonna get stomped. Im going 13.5 spread. 4.5 is a steal right now for the seahawks.

LFG

Posts that didn't age well. 😆 Patriots got destroyed. But, but, but Maye wasn't the MVP! He deserved it. Sit down.

Point me at a wall to run through LFG #NEPats

@Jerdugan LFG!!!!!!!

Lmao 🤣

Let’s fucking go Dave

Most of the criticism about the schedule still exists. They faced the easiest run in the league this season, but in the end, you can't blame them for who they put in front of them. They got the job done, but today's showdown is the only real test that will determine whether they are true champions or just the product of an easy draw.

Seahawks 31- Pats 21

The patriots were in fact chilly. Ice cold in fact. Just quite bad in fact.

@ggcurt9

Who wins 🏆

Looks like yall saying I have baker at mvp after 17 games hahaha

The whole country is sleep walking into the Patriots trap and it’s beautiful!!!

Where’s the $5 million dollars bet your gonna lose?

Lock in for the most Super Bowl loses of any franchises #6

Patriots defense steps up HUGE! 23-20 win over Bills, Borregales nails the 52-yard GW FG with 15 secs left. Clutch as hell! 🏈🔥

The result does not always reflect the whole story. Yes, they won, and to their credit, the loopholes that emerged today confirm that the skeptical opinions were right. They narrowly escaped, and this match was a reality check compared to the easy matches they had previously played.