Chipotle could NEVER

Tortilla made outta silly putty

😭😭😭😭

The way he showed the inside like “HND” lol

🤣🤣🤣

I know a professional blunt roller when I see one 😂

Ordering this tmrw. Checked their door dash and wraps be FAT!!! Def giving food for the money. Wrap is $17.59 on DD.

That is not bad at all lol

"All that and a bag of chips!"

Just a big ass ball of rice in a tortilla 😒👎🏾

He said

Give this man a raise!

I think his brother works at the movie theater 🤭😂😂

Now that’s a tuck and roll if I’ve ever seen one lol

You’re Right! Chipotle would only give me food poisoning!

I'm sorry to hear that lol

And it happens every time. Even at a BRAND NEW one! Barely a week open! That’s why I never eat there, they never manage to keep their food at the proper temperature. Only thing that was hot was the tortilla! 😭

And hence! CHIPOTLE IS TRASH! 🚮

That's fine lol

And I stay by it!

Wait… I know he rolls a mean blunt 😭😭😭 the form is immaculate.

Ask for Chipotle's Quesarito. It's secret menu item ,almost the size of football, and it's not just rice. You have to order it in person.

That's gotta be upclose slight of hand magic

Also using the gloves was pointless once you put the bag of chips in the container

me after eating this.

Hold on let me make a road trip down there

Just don’t put any sauce cups, packets, or chips on my food lol. It’s bad enough all the germs go into making it. Let’s eliminate some by keeping the extras from touching my food🤣

That shit pisses me off. Like how tf do u even eat that? Why don’t u just fking wrap that into 2-3 burritos so we can eat it like it’s supposed to be ate.

I just don’t like the chips touching my food because everybody handled those bags, even the delivery guy. Maybe I’m germaphobic.

Used to get those every weeek Before the hypeee

That mf FAT

Wrap probably $50 LOL But tell me why I was momentarily angry about the size and the inability to eat that shit as a wrap is intended to be eaten 😩😭💀

Idk why people go there complain about the portions and spend 20 dollars. like stop going?? Im waiting for them to go out of business. Honestly they all need to. We need to go back to mom and pop places.

@DaCoffeeChicory I don’t go down enough

him showing the camera 😭

That tortilla must have a lot of gum in it to stretch like that

That ratio is way off. It’s just slop in a soggy wrap.

I stop going to @ChipotleTweets because of this bullshit..They mad stingy with the food & it's way to fucking expensive to be getting small portion.

Lvl 99 wrapping Def rolls an immaculate blunt too

wtf this tortilla is made of?

And couldn’t….Chipotle wraps be loose and falling apart 🙄

Bro imagine taking a big dump after eating that HOLY

That wrap ain’t have a choice but to be folded 🥴😭 it’s crazy cause when I attempt to make something similar at home the fucking wrap rips 😒😭

No same!

This would feed a family of four!