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Chris "Badness" Binse, old Melbourne armed robber and "Australias Weirdest Criminal" talking about bronzing up (covering yourself in shit) He's been locked up a long time but when he did his last armoured van job the detectives watching the footage said theres only 3 people in the country who... show more
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I've always been disappointed criminology has never devoted more scholarship to the propensity of professional criminals to do weird stuff with shit. Talk to any cop about serial B&Es and they'll tell you they almost all drop turds in victims living rooms.

Shitting in the living room would be the icing on the cake so to speak

One of my favourite all time cop stories was the serial B&E man who confessed when a detective walked into the interview room with an ink pad and roller and said "drop your trousers mate we just need a quick print of your arsehole", the B&E man starts sweating and the detective tells him arseholes are like fingerprints and they can match them to turds. He confesses on the spot.

“I’ve had enough of ya shit here have mine” Chris Binse.

Christopher "Badness" Binse Gavin "Capable" Preston Geoffrey "Nuts" Armour Melbourne crims have coolest nicknames

Bronzed Aussie Pervert

Every member of the ALP should be in prison

@grok where is the interview from and where can I see it
