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Chris "Badness" Binse, old Melbourne armed robber and "Australias Weirdest Criminal" talking about bronzing up (covering yourself in shit) He's been locked up a long time but when he did his last armoured van job the detectives watching the footage said theres only 3 people in the country who...

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John Macgowan8 months ago

I've always been disappointed criminology has never devoted more scholarship to the propensity of professional criminals to do weird stuff with shit. Talk to any cop about serial B&Es and they'll tell you they almost all drop turds in victims living rooms.

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Hugo8 months ago

Shitting in the living room would be the icing on the cake so to speak

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John Macgowan8 months ago

One of my favourite all time cop stories was the serial B&E man who confessed when a detective walked into the interview room with an ink pad and roller and said "drop your trousers mate we just need a quick print of your arsehole", the B&E man starts sweating and the detective tells him arseholes are like fingerprints and they can match them to turds. He confesses on the spot.

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Cobtiger1118 months ago

“I’ve had enough of ya shit here have mine” Chris Binse.

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Cereal Killa8 months ago

Christopher "Badness" Binse Gavin "Capable" Preston Geoffrey "Nuts" Armour Melbourne crims have coolest nicknames

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tpfsl7 days ago

Bronzed Aussie Pervert

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Lord Chester8 months ago

Every member of the ALP should be in prison

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VICTORIA = VENEZUELA8 months ago

@grok where is the interview from and where can I see it

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