Christmas WARNING. Wives share with your husbands. Husbands, share this with your married friends. This advice will literally save thousands, or even billions, of marriages.

What?? I'd be happy AF with a new vacuum as his 🎁...

Give your beautiful wife a gift she can cherish forever.

The only time I went down this path was last year. She told me she wanted a vacuum. Insisted. Demanded. Sent me links to said vacuum. I got her a vacuum. Having been around the block a time or two, I made sure there was jewelry to wear while she supervised me vacuuming.

You got your wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas? Dear Lord, what were you thinking? How long until she let you back inside? My wife got me a bottle of MacCallan 12-year-old single malt sherry cask whiskey for Christmas. My Christmas present to her is I share it with her. Bad?

Not gonna get you in the in-zone

As a wife who likes keeping a clean environment, I would LOVE a new vacuum for Christmas. However, my husband says, "No. If you want one, I'll get you one, but not for Christmas." 😆

@PaladinPhillip Two words: ROBOT vacuum. You’re welcome!

My Ex-husband bought me a water heater one year for Christmas, that explains the ex!

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I bought my wife an enigma holster

First Christmas as a married couple I bought my wife a steam vac. Nine years laters, I've been the only one who uses it. 🤣