cj abrams on another planet

Fire Davey and Coles u bums

@MLB C. J. LATER.

where space meets sound

@MLB out of this world baby

1-5 and you’re still tweeting like this means anything

Let me guess, solo shot?!?

Bomb

Shame the rest of that batters that innings though “yeah fuck it, 2 down but the lead off got a home run so let’s just fuck around till we’re all out”…absolute donkeys.

Demon

Jackson Merrill is already extended for 9 years after just 1 year … and we won’t even approach Abrams, Crews, or Wood until it’s too late.

@MLB CJ San Andres Abrams has homered!