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Clavicular breaks down his FASTFOODMAXXING problem and explains why he thinks it’s the best 🍟😭 "I like consistency, I like to walk into a place and know what I'm getting. I don't like to take chances, I ain't a huge risk-taker." "Diet Coca-Cola is like the best thing ever,...

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That Drunk Pirate7 months ago

"I ain't a huge risk-taker." Meanwhile he takes chinese peptides and meth. 🤣

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SNAPPY7 months ago

When I was little I always thought water was for poor ppl to drink so I never drank it. I like Dr Pepper Cherry Zero.

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blyat7 months ago

theyre calling it the 'biggest goyslop-pilled psyop of the year'

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Jason Ross7 months ago

He’s not a risk taker, lolol so ketamine, cocaine, meth, all that stuff has no risks? Bone-smashing, retatrutride?? I really want to be this dudes therapist

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ferg7 months ago

What a meat sack Not sure if there’s actual human dna in this one tbh

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Mister7 months ago

If you’re a health and image conscious person water is easily the best thing you can drink. Water increases your metabolism and makes it easier for your body to access its fat stores. Water also helps flush out sugars and toxins that cause acne. Don’t listen to this goof.

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Wizard7 months ago

Big L. I like junk food once in a while, but junk food won’t help in his efforts to look max. If he continues it for a decade or so, he will look like sht. Especially with diet cook which usually has aspartame. Water is essential.

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Dorner ⛓️7 months ago

water is good, soda taste nasty icl

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Reminder7 months ago

How come he never talks about "1990SREAXXXXING". this used to be called "metrosexual" and "peacocking". He found his dad's copy of Neil Strauss' book "The Game" and thinks he's "Mystery" the pickup artist. Lol. I'm just nostalgiamaxxing, don't mind me.

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tylrls7 months ago

from the future

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Digital🍇Hemorrhoid7 months ago

"i aint a huge risk taker" does meth and steroids.

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Adrian7 months ago

kidneystonemaxxing

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Brad7 months ago

This is just a mimic of what Trump does. He’s famous for liking McDonald’s because of consistency. This guy is literally the most unoriginal person. Everything he says and does are just reflections of people he admires.

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Jacob Wallace7 months ago

I hate my generation. “I can’t stand drinking water” literally grow up 😂

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Maasikaz7 months ago

Water would be better for looksmaxxing

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redacted7 months ago

should change the caption to goyslop propaganda making it to the feed through controlled oposition looksmaxxer

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foxie emily altec7 months ago

It’s just autism it’s ok but like idk why he streams it because it almost feels like promotion but idc

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Haulls7 months ago

he has a serious problem

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Supersliicks7 months ago

Not a risk taker > smashes face with hammer

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Durrrcules7 months ago

– Junk food preference – Not sexually active despite having women around him – Hits himself in the face He's a toddler in a adult's body.

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Crash Bandicoot7 months ago

Looksmaxxing and fastfoodmaxxing are a complete contradiction. Take this guy seriously if you’re retarded.

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Litty Gaga7 months ago

The people that are falling for this are the dumbest people ever. This is insane.

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clippedhub 📸7 months ago

😭

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TimTim7 months ago

Nibbers aint ready to discuss the metabolism pill..

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hawkzy7 months ago

Burgmaxxing

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DegenClips7 months ago

fr someone who gets it

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Brian7 months ago

Stupid people make up life rules as they go. We all know someone like this.

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The EMF Doctor7 months ago

Ya definitely an agent meant to corrupt the youth

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Shogun20997 months ago

Makes no sense

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JAY Bets7 months ago

bro coca cola is so bad for u and causes cancer stop listening to this non sense

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Ivani Zundel ⚔️❤️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺7 months ago

These are the days of our lives………………………

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