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Clavicular has the HIGHEST ever recorded CORTISOL SPIKE and almost started CRYING after McDonalds put CHEESE on his burger 💔🍔 “Online order f*cking ret*rds f*cking this sh*t up every time… ”

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Clavicular says he had the CORTISOL SPIKE of doom & despair after Burger King put CHEESE on his burger when he left jail 😭
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