Close, but not close enough! September 1987 in #WWE

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That poor kid’s in therapy now, Ted!

Adjusted for inflation this is $63,000 this kid threw away

Those werent even real push-ups, the punk kid was bouncing doing half ups.

back when wrestling was actually good.

All time classic!

That kid caved too quickly, idve been shakin like a dog takin a shit tryin ta get that last push up

Damn I’m 46 and sadly still remember this skit! Damn I’m old lol! 😂

These were the best! The one with the kid and the basketball is my favorite!

Legendary

HAHAHA that kid was @StancilJim when he was younger.

Million dollar man is still my favorite heel

you made a 11 year old Rob Van Dam kiss your feet, congrats.

Ted was a Savage 😂

Etched in my mind

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re a legend.

Little wimp couldn’t get to 10? He didn’t deserve the money

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha Money Money Money Money Money.

Did you practice the dick laugh or is that the real thing? It cracks me up every time. Love this clip!

The basketball dribbling kid, who worked at a car rental place in (Omaha)? years later. Did you ever reconnect with him or find him again? I heard an interview you did a while back...never got closure to that story.

Young CM Punk was never the same …

Close is only good on horse shoes. He did not deserve the money.

Back when heels were heels !!! You should have been wwf champion.

The nicest heel in real life ever to exist.

The cruelty is laughable 😂

When heels were heels.

I believe rvd did this with you too

You don’t get the job done you don’t get paid son - greatest heel 😂👏

You went too easy on that lazy kid.

Not nice! lol

Peak Dibiase.

LMAO this is hilarious