Club 🏏 VS 🪓 Axe

I was really hoping Club would win because that would've put them out of last place and F-tier, but I guess not. (Ignore my pfp I lost a bet)

How it feels being a club fan rn:

They put my two absolute favorites in the ring, I can’t take it

Earclacks, just let Club go bro

The gambler wins!!!

“Yo, Axe, can you lock in?”

I know club started shaking after this

Fun fact there is a gap in views between the Club, Potion, and Crossbow animations and every other winning animation

Axe are you gonna give us a performance where you don’t blow a health lead and spike our cortisol levels?? Axe

Axe luck when it's time to go up against the current bottom 1 of the whole fucking game:

CLUB WILL YOU EVER LOCK IN WHAT THE FUCK

is club ever gonna win another match bro

Club: What are you? Axe: A gambler.

Just put him out of his misery, my boy deserves better than this bullshit

Gambling beats hard work once again

Potential clack vs Potential Clack

Club post-match commentary:

Clacks showdown of the century

Having a hard time beating up a numbskull Gambling only works on dumbasses, huh?

Axe locked the FUCK in bro wasn’t losing against the literal bottom of the barrel

Absolute tragedy

I swear to god if axe failed a crit again and lost at the end to CLUB

Another tough L for Club. They fought well against Axe, but never bet against Axe when there’s a crit on the line

Me breaking down after another club loss

We deadass need someone to make a potential man image of club

lowkey was worried for a second but clubum still sucks

Are we all in agreement that club is by far the worst ball they’ve ever made? Fuckin bum does baby damage with the slowest spin speed possible, literally a direct downgrade from sword even with the stun mechanic cause mfs can just ignore that shit sometimes 😭 trash ass ball

I'm glad he won but I would not have been surprised if Axe choked this with his goofy ass

battle of my goats

Axe I was about to put your ass on fraudwatch, you'd better not come that close to losing to an F-Tier ever again.

Club's slow af weapon rotation needs to be dealt with

get chopped you fucking primate

Club, could you maybe hit your opponent instead of swinging your weapon around aimlessly??

you gotta fix the stun man look around 0:47 axe hits back after bonk