clueless...

30 year old man on the subway reading Amelia Bedelia books but stroking his chin so everyone knows that the literature is deep and informative.

take the journey

tell him it’s a new wordle game

“to put it in forrest gump terms” is insane. how does he do this off the dome

My inner “Psych Major” begging to come out

has his accent been getting stronger lately

"idiopathic" toe walker

Amelia Bedelia HBO mini series

Amelia bedelia novels are a million dollar idea

John Swartzwelder who wrote some of the classic Simpsons episodes has a ton of books like this. The Frank Burly series. Nonstop gags

Jeeves and Wooster books are like this, if you are an Englishness appreciator