clyde interviews the rizzler and immediately becomes concerned

this is one of my favorite clyde broadcast bits from this year (if you made this incredible edit please let me know so I can tag you)

josh steals some m&ms mid-game

OG becomes one of jaylen brown’s first victims

the knicks new head coach mike brown introduces the defensive player of the game award where the winner takes a silly photo with a hard hat and timbs after each game (this will become important later)

jalen wishes the knicks goodnight

KAT exposes jalen’s true height

FINALLY WE MADE IT TO THE 25/26 SEASON!!! (im pretty sure that’s when the OG bug video is from but I could be wrong im sorry I just had to use it)

jalen at a previous all-star game dunking the ball in front of KAT who leaves him to die up there (this is important for later)

josh/jalen australia lore

they also did a GQ interview where we learned that mikal is TG (make of that what you will)

the brief few weeks in 24/25 when there were four nova knicks and they did their incredible GQ photoshoot which cannot be adequately described with words

pre-trade mikal dancing at jalen’s wedding (there are many videos of this and they are all great)

tyler kolek illiteracy theory

this was much more recent but the “OG you so tuff” video is a load bearing post in knicks fandom

OG put serge on

old OG lore from his time in toronto (yall know what’s goin on)

jalen gets exposed for putting his shoes on like a psychopath

just a random tiktok josh happened to like

JB’s head really crazy

the beginnings of the traditional postgame ass-slapping (take notes this will come back later)

jalen brunson vegeta lore

josh hart breastmilk lore

I’ve done an entire frame-by-frame analysis of this damn lexus commercial already but in case you haven’t seen it

some preserved bits of josh and jalen’s historic instagram live—he’s just tryna go see his MAN!!!

let’s start with some pre-25/26 lore, with jalen’s adorable reaction to the josh hart trade and josh’s subsequent obsession with that reaction

‘26 knicks lore thread 💙🧡 all of the funniest moments of our beloved comedy basketball team in their championship year, mostly chronological with some pre-season lore at the beginning (tysm to all my oomfs who helped me gather all these clips)

desmond bane ATTACKS OG with the basketball on KID’S DAY! in front of the CHILDREN!

josh puts mitch on babysitting duty against his will

KAT and mikal appear on the roommates show to discuss jalen booping donte

FULL GROWN MAN

the knicks make it to the NBA cup semifinal in las vegas and josh gets the party started early (he is building to something even greater)

THE KNICKS WIN THE NBA CUP! and we get what is truly one of the defining moments of josh hart’s career when he sticks his thumb in jalen brunson’s ass live on national television during the trophy ceremony

real ball-knowers are aware this is NOT the first time he has done this, as confirmed by this clip from the 24/25 season—he’s BEEN sticking his fingers up there

OG wins defensive player of the game for the cup final and takes this historic photo with extremely powerful aura

the knicks party to some sexyy red after their cup final victory (we are still investigating who was twerking during this incident, my money’s on jalen)

alan hahn presses the thumb issue

TYLER KOLEK SAVES CHRISTMAS! DONOVAN MITCHELL TRIES SOME WINDMILL SHIT

shannon hart addresses the thumb incident and we are teased with the knowledge that SOMETHING happened at the cocktail hour of josh’s wedding that must not be spoken of publicly

mikal bridges is unanimously assigned golden retriever by the new york knicks

the knicks enter a month of darkness and despair before the trade deadline because they love each other too much and are fucking stressed about it but karl is contractually obligated to post this fortnite ad while the team is playing like shit

luckily the trade deadline is JOYOUS because the knicks trade for native new yorker and friend of josh hart JOSE ALVARADO who is immediately initiated into the team culture

the knicks also pick up former san antonio spur jeremy sochan after they unceremoniously dump his contract (this is how KAT found out btw)

right BEFORE the trade deadline, jalen wins DPOG for the first (and only) time and KAT makes fun of the hard hat not fitting on his head

josh harasses some former knicks on the raptors bench

KAT is benched for the pistons game after sustaining an eye injury against the nuggets that briefly made him look like quasimodo

we STILL do not know what josh did to jalen the week of february 7th 2026 that made jalen want to curb stomp him

tyler kolek pigeon lore

the knicks describe their dream date (and we get just the most incredible youtube thumbnail, thank you knicks admin)

KAT and jalen have a beautiful and romantic valentine’s day weekend together at the all-star game, where we are also introduced to the mega cutie patootie that is Headband Jalen

KAT and jalen shoe exchange video (the beginning of Foot Month 2026)

KAT and jalen joyfully play basketball together in their own little world while victor wembanyama seethes over KAT not taking the game seriously (in hindsight this is hilarious foreshadowing)

we return from all-star break and go straight into FOOT MONTH, which starts with OG anunoby LOSING A TOENAIL, presumably to some type of fungus, followed by mitchell robinson who later sells his lost toenail with his signature on it (NOT PICTURED)

knicks twitter begins using the DPOG photos to investigate the knicks’ toes (in particular mikal’s) and the team starts inconspicuously taking said photos with socks on (remember how wemby was walking around the garden barefoot? yeah, he was in danger)

jose appears on roommates show and jalen introduces the idea of roommates after dark (still pending)

jose puts us on to the everyday bagel

josh gets extra silly with it in chicago

it’s daylight savings time and we learn that josh and jalen both set two alarms in the morning because they sleep in the same bed together

josh’s birthday is rapidly approaching and jalen manages to find the perfect gift just in time

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH! the knicks blow out the nuggets on their home court and can be heard blasting “unwritten” and “birthday sex” in the locker room during david adelman’s postgame press conference

monica also interviews OG postgame and we get one of her classic “forcing OG to smile” moments (this is one of my favorite smiles she’s gotten out of him)

DISASTER! the knicks locker room must’ve gotten a little TOO crazy on josh’s birthday because soon after, jalen appears on the injury report for the st patrick’s day game with a strained cervix 😔 knicks twitter is in SHAMBLES

luckily, jalen’s injury inspires josh to have the game of his fucking life, which then inspires clyde to have the CALL of his fucking life ohmygod

jose congratulates josh on his performance by partaking in the knicks historic ass-slapping tradition

jeremy sochan is also fitting in to the knicks culture

tyler kolek nation is real. while everyone else was busy watching bam 83, we got to witness the majesty of kolek 53

josh hits alex caruso with the surprise squirt

jalen reveals that his baseball walkup song would be folded by kehlani, confounding many

april fools! KAT curses in front of a small child

jordan clarkson uses ancient healing magic to fix OG’s wrist

josh accuses his teammates of not being righteous during KAT’s postgame interview

KAT yearns for an espresso martini from the knicks bench

jalen tries desperately not to admit he would let josh take care of him if he were an egg

towards the end of the season people could NOT STOP pranking big mitch 😭 (this video is actually the 2nd time someone put a dick on his truck)

big mitch also could not stop picking up snakes including during the finals (but we’ll get back to the finals later, let’s get through round 1 first)

KAT enjoys some delicious gatorade after game 1 vs atlanta (ant enjoyed the same gatorade 🥹)

CJ mccollum re-aggravates jalen’s cervical strain and then accuses jalen of lying about the pain (CJ later retracted this accusation)

the knicks enjoy some magic city wings after game 4 against atlanta (photo of mikal and tyler at magic city unrelated)

jalen brunson, ally of women and gays everywhere, kills lil boosie during the atlanta game 6 massacre

another casualty of the massacre: big mitch is ejected from the game after an altercation with dyson daniels and is later fined by the league for posting this singing AI chipmunk thing on his instagram story 😭

in a situation with MUCH lower stakes than the finals, josh smokes the layup against philly and passes the blunt to sochan on the bench

having taken a vow of celibacy, the knicks are sexually repressed and starting to lose control after philly game 3

big mitch hits a legendary poster on joel embiid and knicks fans print out photos of the dunk to hold behind the basket while embiid shoots freethrows

josh discusses the analytical state of the eastern conference finals

jalen tries to help josh focus when he gets distracted by chicken wings mid-press conference

martha stewart publicly compliments OG’s skechers and he sends her his game worn pair (probably not her size but it’s the thought that counts)

finally, we return once again to the thumb incident, as josh denies “thinking about jalen’s butt” after analytically winning the eastern conference finals

and that’s the ‘26 knicks season! I might add more lore from the knicks finals run and beyond but I just wanted to make sure the new fans were up to speed! tysm to all my oomfs who helped me w this thread and I hope everyone is now in love with this silly team like I am 🥹💙🧡

Gotta imagine they were fucking with Clyde making him do this and not giving him any context poor guy thought Rizzler had a neurological disorder

How many packs a day is this kid smoking?

What an odd collab

Rightfully so