Colorful question, cynical answer #Capippalist

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I feel like this is a pretty obvious take

Don’t ever try to explain this to a Hololive fan. They all think that all the Hololive girls are not only gay, but gay for each other, and even hooking up/getting into relationships irl. If you try to point out that it’s a fanservice LARP they treat you like you just shot a puppy

Being "gay" for vtubers is also a bit of protection against crazies. You wouldn't persue a woman, that's already not into you due to your gender. By claiming you only like women, you already filter out some potential stalkers

lia x uruka was a LIE !

They are all straight with boyfriends and husbands. Chat is cuck.

The only gay vtubers are the male ones tbh all those femboy Vtubers are gay but you’ll be hard pressed to find a single female vtuber who is actually into woman enough to date one

I knew it!

I am straight or at least I think I am

Every big vtuber is straight, only smaller ones are faggots

"Lesbians aren't real." Sam Hyde spoke of this me-thinks.

wait, so there's a chance?!

tldr women crave penis I crave a good seafood platter right about now

She's in pain because she's the only not straight vtuber

A good example is release Clio vs new Clio

The idea that vtubers can only be straight or gay is a fucking stupid question on it's face. They're human beings there's gonna be both dumbass.

It’s pippa she’s doing a bit. Can’t take it too seriously! But nah I’m strait, funny take tho!

Female vtubers might not be gay, but the males...

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