Come see me on tour this autumn

No thanks you're fucking shit

No thanks..left wing anti royalist woke jokes are not at all funny.

Will you be imitating people with special needs, and insulting black people?

Will you be touring anywhere in Yorkshire or Lincolnshire?

I'd rather hammer rusty nails into my japs eye.

Why are you still here?

Good question, why are you still here?

I would rather book a 6 month stay at auschwitz in the 1940’s, at least the had a pool.

I would rather go blind thanks

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap