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Comedy is all about timing. This guy Ryan proves it with a 60-second bit that shouldn’t work — until it does. He grabs a dude in a Nike hoodie in the front row. Count backward from 60 in your head. When I point at you, yell whatever number you’re...

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Joevor 2 Tagen

Really hoped the guy would have said minus 2 or something lol

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No One Specialvor 3 Tagen

Pretty damn funny.

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Douglas M Funkvor 3 Tagen

Brilliant bit!

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Shoestringsvor 2 Tagen

This was pretty damn good

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Jerrell Johnsonvor 2 Tagen

Lmao perfect

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WISE GUY ©️®️1️⃣🕳️vor 2 Tagen

Grande, maestro 🤩

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Washington’s Problem Child.vor 2 Tagen

Lmfaooo that’s a great joke.

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