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“We can’t be focusing on this!1!1!1!” says the news station blasting 24/7 coverage to make sure their viewers receive absolutely zero information

little miss blondie in the glasses got her heart broken by a girl and she never got over it

“This is why chinas ahead cuz we’re focused on this” YOURE THE ONLY ONES FOCUSED ON IT

why do they care so much about a chocolate brand I'm so confused lmao

What did she do to deserve this?

I love the woman who is essentially like “people should have more important things to think about than M&M inclusivity.” Lady, you’re the one talking about it on the dang news!

In a parallele universe

based twitter algorithm

She owned herself saying it's stupid to focus on those M&M's while there are actual things to worry about outside??