Confirmed not a sand guy

This is the best take I’ve heard from anyone in years.

Need more topless content.

alright Anakin Skywalker, sheesh

Had this take forever!! If I didn’t have kids I’d never fucking go to the beach

100% agree here Bob. Never enjoyed the beach. Would make my dad take me to do literally anything else after ab 2 hours on the beach when I was a kid

You spend a lot of time in it on the golf course I figured you’d like it by now

BDS 🤝SGS @BrendanPorath

Those pupils. Lol

This is the @RobbyBerger take that I have been waiting for and I don’t think you went hard enough in the paint about sand.

Let the man spit facts

You spend enough time on the beach at the golf course. That’s probably why you don’t like the beach.

Spot on

Bob with all due respect to your incredible success from rags to riches I just wanna say if you don’t like the sand or beach then having a beachfront address shouldn’t be on the cards. Let the sand lovers get that access.

Could not agree more. Solidarity.

The beach is my nightmare. I have a 6 year old and watching him laugh and smile is great and all. But it’s far from relaxing for me. Don’t remember the last time I get to sit in a damn chair!! #BeachSucks

Love the OF soft launch here

Bobby no tarp

Spot on. At our house in NC and haven’t touched the sand yet. Been on the dock but that’s it. Still sand everywhere.

Cheers, Bob, the beach (besides beautiful women in bikinis) is wildly overrated… 🍻

Fuck the beach unless I’m on my boat at the sand bar in the water

I've seen your bunker game and I must concur, you're definitely not a sand guy.

Agree 💯

Best take of all time. Fight this every vacation. Give me a pool and bar, the beach sucks!

It’s course and it gets everywhere!

@SANDMANDOOM @PeteThePlaya

Get a couple have a days in ya bob

Nope the beach is terrible and I have a shore house I go to almost every weekend. Only beach I enjoy dipping my toes into is the Caribbean

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Bad take here Bob

@BrendanPorath are you taking credit for this?

Sand blows donkey dick

Bob you sound like Anakin

Had time to put on a hat but not a shirt. Madden awareness would be a 99 🤣

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