CONNOR MCDAVID IS AN ALIEN 👽

he's just what happens when a kid from ontario eats enough kraft dinner and plays on enough outdoor rinks that the hockey gods finally decide to bless us with someone who makes the rest of the league look like they're skating in wet cement.

oh yeah so thats why bouchard has 70 assists

Look at him, he’s like a fackin alien out there boys.

Amazing how many well paid NHL'ers play the puck and not the body. As a great coach once said, "The puck will not score without a body. Play the damn body!"

Incredible! Jarry is a very different story. Wtf. I don't understand his lateral movements. He seems to constantly push himself out of position, causing him to scramble to get back into position. He slid, spun, and ass is almost facing the play here.

All those independent moves will never win a team a championship!

The little pass to himself off the boards before he skates like no other human has before him lol. Dude is absolutely the 🐐

He has sooooooo many jaw-dropping goals. This one feels like it should be on his Top 30 list, right?!?

Connor McDavid is f’n Usain Bolt on the ice 🤣 Bro moves at a COMPLETELY different speed than anybody else on the screen. Diabolical

It’s too easy

@ShaneMousseau Try that vs Eastern teams. The west is crap outside top 3.

I think I’d piss myself if I got up to 1/3 of his speed on skates…

Just a reminder McDavid constantly plays hero hockey and sometimes you end up with great clips like this and other times you lose the gold medal

That does man playing the puck instead of the man got burned bad lol

No checking allowed tonight?

He copied the Brad Lambert Jets goal from yesterday.

Filthy, he’s insane - also shit D.

McDavids world spins at a different pace!!

@privito

@bakraus88 Matthews never does that

Until he wasn’t!

This was the same move in gold medal game - never skate up on McJesus.

The curse of McDavid: he CAN do this at any given moment, even when he definitely shouldn’t try (OT in the gold medal game)

The silver king

MVP

All 28 had to do was come across and run over Mcdavid instead of getting on his knee and being useless. Today’s soft NHL

@J_TheCynic I want to McBelieve

McDavid not f-cking around tonight

And here I was thinking he was just Canadian. 🤷

@j_steel45 Future penguin*

jesus christ

He dominates except for when it counts most