Conversation with a Muslim

Here are the Hadiths cited in the video: 1. Dunk the fly Sahih al-Bukhari 3320 - The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink) and take it out, for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease." 2. Must eat dropped food Sahih Muslim 2033b - "When any one of you drops a mouthful he should pick it up and remove any of the filth on it, and then eat it, and should not leave it for the Satan, and should not wipe his hand with towel until he has licked his fingers, for he does not know in what portion of the food the blessing lies." 3. Can't wipe hands, until licked it Sahih Muslim 2031b - "When any one of you eats food he should not wipe his hand until he has licked it or have it licked." 4. Must not drink or eat standing up Sahih Muslim 2026 -"None of you should drink while standing; and if anyone forgets, he must vomit." Sahih Muslim 2024b - "What about eating? Thereupon he said: That is even worse and more detestable (abominable)." 5. Can't eat or drink with left hand "When any one of you intends to eat (meal), he should eat with his right hand. and when he (intends) to drink he should drink with his right hand, for the Satan eats with his left hand and drinks with his left hand." 6. Yawning is from Satan & he enters your mouth Sahih al-Bukhari 3289 - "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him." Sahih Muslim 2995b - "When one of you yawns, he should try to restrain it with cue help of his hand since it is the Satan that enters therein." 7. Satan stays in your nose when you're sleeping Sahih al-Bukhari 3295 - "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night." 8. Bad dreams from Satan, must spit 3 times to the left Sahih Muslim 2261a - "A good vision comes from Allah and a (bad) dream from devil. So when one of you sees a bad dream which he does not like, he should spit on his left side thrice and seek refuge with Allah from its evil; then it will not harm him." 9. Must put on/off shoes in certain order Sahih al-Bukhari 5855 - "If you want to put on your shoes, put on the right shoe first; and if you want to take them off, take the left one first. Let the right shoe be the first to be put on and the last to be taken off."

I asked Grok if this was a joke, and it said no, these are real Hadiths. I will refrain from further comment.

Yep they’re real

😂 I saw your followup with the citations afterwards too. So bizarre. I hope you make this a series.

@needGod_net Many things can be real, yet very misrepresented.

I understand. And I also understand that apparently the Talmud has similar outdated teachings, as do I would expect most religions. These are, after all, texts from ancient times, before we acquired most of the knowledge we take for granted today. However, that's also the point. We need to be wary of regressing towards such outdated beliefs. Part of that is pointing out such absurdities. Today there is a growing effort to censor or punish such criticism, which needs to be called out. This in no way implies that the core of any such religious system is inherently flawed. That should be a matter of personal belief.

Listen to this one ! Sahih Muslim 8:3424 to 8:3428 und 1444 If a woman has to stay with a man other then her husband for some reason she should suckle him (put her nipples into his mouth) five times; by doing this she will become his mother and unlawful to have sex with so afterwards she can stay with that guy.

Islam is a complete horseshit, a primitive death cult designed for the desert dwellers of Arabia. Anyone who believes in this shit in these days must have a low-IQ

Jesus: A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another (John 13:34-35) Muhammad: dunk the fly in the water. mic drop moment

Muslims never question how every revelation to Muhammad was in private and always benefited him or let him off the hook for something.

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Satan pisses in your ear if you miss doing the first Namaz of the day (Fajr). Now as far as I know, the majority of the Muslims don't do Fajr Namaz. They are carrying piss from Satan in their ears.

Muhammad invented the five second rule ?

Okay Ryan, we need a part 2 part 3 and a part 4 of this👍🏽👍🏽😊

As per Sahih al-Bukhari 3276, keeping a scientific temper or metaphysical thoughts is Satanic. These are how cults are formed.

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That’s why muslims are so stupid: they follow a pedophile asshole from the 7th century who lived in the desert—the rapist muhammad, aka allah; that pimp is as dumb as a rock.

Interesting that the Bible teaches hygiene applicable today still...this is one more example of how totally opposite the Quaran is.

lol islam is the most stupid religion there is, i was reading that mohamed said drinking camel urine will cure anything 🤣🤣

Muhammed was clearly a fucking retard 😐

Let's not mention the ones regarding baby marriage and how to 🤧

Maggots come from flys. The genius of Muhammad included drinking & bathing in stagnant water filled with menstrual rags, dead dogs & rotting garbage. Wudu stank e.coli filled goo liquid is why they are so filthy. Snorting this goo water every morning. Classy people.

This is absolutely brilliant. Well done. And I love how you got the. "No... why would you..."

leave what mohammed said for now and tell us more about the not silly things like when jesus said kill non virgins girls and keeping little young virgin girls for our selves :)

@Ilirian777 @Shutitdow0 denna 🤣

This might be the best one yet. Hahaha

Mocking Islam when your salvation rest upon a human sacrifice is hilarious. Also your god was limited in power and knowledge and killed by his own creation and raised by a superior God.

Good lord... This religion is utter BS and still defends it or even goes to the extend of extreme violence when criticized.

Another Hadith for you: The men who wears women’s clothes or opposite are cursed. You are trying to hate on Islam but you embarrassed yourself.

@Acts17David thought you might get a laugh out of this

And they used their left hand to dig the shit out of their ass and use communal water for wudu for washing before prayer.

What's up with Christians dressing up as Muslims? Lol

@Acts17David @ApostateProphet @GodLogic_GL @InspiringPhilos might appreciate this

Literally the entire video is about social myths that the prophet never said except dipping the fly if it fall in the fresh water! So the only point here is the fly, and any logical person will know how water was scarce at that time in Arabian peninsula.

El libro de Colosenses habla acerca de esto en el cap 2 vers 8 al 23. No permitan que nadie los atrape con filosofías huecas y disparates elocuentes, que nacen del pensamiento humano y de los poderes espirituales de este mundo y no de Cristo. 9 Pues en Cristo habita toda la plenitud de Dios en un cuerpo humano. 10 De modo que ustedes también están completos mediante la unión con Cristo, quien es la cabeza de todo gobernante y toda autoridad. 11 Cuando ustedes llegaron a Cristo, fueron «circuncidados», pero no mediante un procedimiento corporal. Cristo llevó a cabo una circuncisión espiritual, es decir, les quitó la naturaleza pecaminosa. 12 Pues ustedes fueron sepultados con Cristo cuando se bautizaron. Y con él también fueron resucitados para vivir una vida nueva, debido a que confiaron en el gran poder de Dios, quien levantó a Cristo de los muertos. 13 Ustedes estaban muertos a causa de sus pecados y porque aún no les habían quitado la naturaleza pecaminosa. Entonces Dios les dio vida con Cristo al perdonar todos nuestros pecados. 14 Él anuló el acta con los cargos que había contra nosotros y la eliminó clavándola en la cruz. 15 De esa manera, desarmó a los gobernantes y a las autoridades espirituales. Los avergonzó públicamente con su victoria sobre ellos en la cruz. 16 Por lo tanto, no permitan que nadie los condene por lo que comen o beben, o porque no celebran ciertos días santos ni ceremonias por luna nueva ni los días de descanso. 17 Pues esas reglas son solo sombras de la realidad que vendrá. Y Cristo mismo es esa realidad. 18 No dejen que los condene ninguno de aquellos que insisten en una religiosa abnegación o en el culto a los ángeles, al afirmar que han tenido visiones sobre estas cosas. Su mente pecaminosa los ha llenado de arrogancia 19 y no están unidos a Cristo, la cabeza del cuerpo. Pues él mantiene todo el cuerpo unido con las articulaciones y los ligamentos, el cual va creciendo a medida que Dios lo nutre. 20 Ustedes han muerto con Cristo, y él los ha rescatado de los poderes espirituales de este mundo. Entonces, ¿por qué siguen cumpliendo las reglas del mundo, tales como: 21 «¡No toques esto! ¡No pruebes eso! ¡No te acerques a aquello!»? 22 Esas reglas son simples enseñanzas humanas acerca de cosas que se deterioran con el uso. 23 Podrán parecer sabias porque exigen una gran devoción, una religiosa abnegación y una severa disciplina corporal; pero a una persona no le ofrecen ninguna ayuda para vencer sus malos deseos.

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This is proof that muhammed was just a bloke who was taking the piss, making up the most ridiculous shit to see how far he could push his influence. Or excuses for his own behaviour, like picking food up from the floor. Oh allah said it was ok!

Don't go looking at what a mullah said about falling through the ceiling naked and landing on your aunt and conceiving a child or what the rules are about selling meat after violating an animal.

More please😂