Cooker countdown to 5pm, when Dan officially left office.

Looks like all the people who didn't vote for Dan are there!

Oh no, RWNJs finally defeat Dictator Dan!😱 (After he decides to retire. After 10 years as Premier. 3 election wins. More popular than ever. And none of them saw it coming.) Yep, they finally got him.. 😂

Of course some cooker with a US Flag there.

@cousincat 6,543, 755 people at the rally. Source :

Such sad people with not much going on in their lives

I saw @therealrukshan there, but they didn’t pan down low enough to see @OzraeliAvi !! 🤙😂😂

Eleventy million at least

The meth dealers will be doing well tonight

They know the ALP Is still in power, right?

Why are there American flags?

Jesus christ...one thing I'm not happy with Andrews about is the increasing incidence of complete imbeciles on the street. He should have pumped more funds into mental health to rescue these cult cookers. 🫣

To think some poor bugger will have to hose those steps down later tonight.

Got to be 50 million people, at least......

TBH I think many of these people have mental health or social issues so personally I go easy on them . . .

Were they all Cookers or just there for the free beers? Guess Dan didn't give them enough notice to make any Cooker signage either.

@GaryFallon2 Imagine if that energy was turned around to help society 😞

so they are still brutally oppressed by the terrible oppressive dictatorship until 5 pm?

I hope the dickheads realise that if the Libs had been in power during the height of the pandemic that things would have been almost done exactly the same. The only difference is the media would have cheered them on and a Labor Opposition would have supported them. #VicLibs stink

None of them work……or maybe just unemployable……

🤢🤮

This has made my day. Not sure why but smiling rn

400 000 there easily

Wow, they're not spitting or screaming at people or burning things down. Amazing. Seems like they're just people having fun and a couple of Coronas, since Melburnians have something to celebrate today.

I can only hope people will be so happy when I can finally retire

🤦‍♂️

They heard fruit loops were on special

He can resign, but he can’t hide one day soon or later, he will have to stand before a court of justice

Who will they blame their problems on now?

A pissed cooker convention

Wait till they realise that #Labor is still in power

Did the loony bin get opened up.