Cooking up something fun for @mountaindew. #MountainDewPartner

@MountainDew @bertkreischer My shit posts get more motion than this lmao

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Tom, Can I take Christina out for a nice seafood dinner and perhaps a light dicking now that you’re not hogging her? Regards, Kanye

@MountainDew @bertkreischer You are such a fucking scumbag, us poors want nothing to do with you anymore.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer 19 likes and 15 comments in 5 hours??? You're cooked

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Baja blast my asshole pendejo

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Anyone dropped more than Segura?

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Hey @MountainDew @MTNDEWGaming @mountaindewUK Yall really gonna let an asshole that hates your consumer base pretend to speak on your behalf ???? Lmao Segura spent all his clout on bashing the average American and deserves the greatest downfall in history…

@MountainDew @bertkreischer 11 likes with 13.1k views is crazy

@MountainDew @bertkreischer 3 retweets in 9 hours. One of which is you, the 2nd is your cuck bestie, and the 3rd loves juice. Big, huge shocker that your career has crashed this hard.

@bertkreischer @MountainDew Tom Segura just needs to disappear. The worst

@MountainDew @bertkreischer I am just too poor to give a fuck.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer 2 Bears is shit now YMH is shit now Fuck both of you shills

@MountainDew @bertkreischer You fumbled the bag and the audience all in one go. Incredible.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Holy fuck dude. You're getting as many likes as I do.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer There will come a day when you'll be lying there all alone and it will hit you like a ton of bricks that you could've had the best life ever with your best friend and you blew it all and you have nothing to blame but your sorry ass self.

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@MountainDew @bertkreischer Tom segura is piece of shit. Fuck off you fat fuck

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Bert still doing his fake laugh that’s like nails on a chalkboard Tom is a poor when it comes to jokes, empty bag.. this show fucking sucks.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Bart fake laughing all the time is so insanely hilarious. The only thing that could top that is him taking his shirt off and telling a fake story 1672 times. Best comedian possibly ever.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Could you go play some more basketball and fall again. That was awesome. We need more of that. That's the funniest shit you've ever done.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Did you catch her cheating?

@MountainDew @bertkreischer I don't even think that autistic bird caller kid could replicated Bert's squeal

@MountainDew @bertkreischer #PayForMyDivorceMountainDew

@MountainDew @bertkreischer How the mighty have fallen. Lookin desperate these days Tom. Shouldn’t have turned into a douche bag.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Im upset @pepsi you don't pay me. Mountain dew pays @tomsegura . Dew the right thing @pepsi.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer 28 likes in 4 days, hope that savings account is looking healthy cause the checks are going to slow down soon

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Every time Bert laughs a child gets diagnosed with leukemia

@MountainDew @bertkreischer its embarrassing to ever have been a fan of anything youve done

@MountainDew @bertkreischer hope she gets everything fatfuck

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Nobody cares about you anymore. Not Bert, not Ari, not Joe, not Joey, nobody. Not even your ex wife and kids care about you. Signed, a poor.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer All the money in the world won’t make you happy. You were vastly rich with a great woman, children, and former personality. You and you alone ruined it all. Go to church, be a better man, humble yourself, make things right. Stop being a clown douche. You are a poor

@MountainDew @bertkreischer Eat shit tom.

@MountainDew @bertkreischer This might be the least funny thing I’ve ever heard a poor person say. You’re looking really fucking fat these days btw Jesus Christ man get a grip. Also bert you’re just a huge fag that’s all I have to say about you

@MountainDew @bertkreischer I bet tom drinks a lot of dew