Cooter Economics 101

He forgot to mention the cost of the boat. That's adding extra for that cooter.

If you have the boat for 20 years, spread out the payments, gas and Tito’s, that’s about $46

Wife cooter is by far the most expensive cooter.

Awful. Just awful... And absolutely HILARIOUS at the same time 😂

I aim to please. 😉

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Man I just learned so much 😂

I try and spread educational material. 👍🏻

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They were cornering the market

Play, please tell me your husband did not entice you onto that pontoon boat with the lure of Tito's . . . 😳

This is all I would have needed . . . LOL

Costco cooter.... 🤣 🤣

Is Cooter Economics 102 where you learn to acquire the lifetime supply of cooter, cause that’s DEFINITELY the priciest cooter on the market!!! 💍💍💍

Everytime my wife makes me madder than a busted up hornets nest, I see these chicks on the internet and I stop and get her flowers on the way home. Praying for those in the dating pool, may God be with you on the mental gymnastics your going to endure.

Well let me tell you this. Many husbands have spent at thousands, some hundreds of thousands, some millions. That is called Wife Cooter. Many men have gone totally bankrupt over Cooter. 😜😜

sucky fucky twenty bucky…..sucky sucky ten bucky

Never ever pay for something another guy(s) got for free.

When He Said "Dollar General Toy" I Screamed Because I Infact Have Bought A Few Dollar General Toys For This Chick's Kids So They Could Leave Us Alone For A Couple Of Hours🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know I’m something of an economist myself

I approve this message 😂 🤣 Cooter Marketing & Advertisement for dummies 🤣 😂

“Costco cooter”💀

He sounds like a cooterologist! 😎🇨🇱🇺🇸🤣

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I should find this offensive because I’m a woman but I don’t 😂😂😂

He might be referring to Florida cooter.

No no no no! Make friends with a cop. Go to breakfast at a Mexican restaurant that serves mimosas & get there before hospital shift change. $ 15 all you can eat "Cooter" buffet. Just beware the ER Nurse with a foot tattoo & any red heads. .

Always better to buy in bulk😎🚤

I've posted boat pics so many times. It had nothing to do with 'cooter' LOL.

Thank you Professor Johnson.

The sad part is he is spot fkn on. Hahahahaha As a man, he's telling the truth. Even the money part is exactly right. This is hilariously accurate. Well done sir. "Saturating the market" hahahaha 😆 😂 🤣

You motorboatin son of a bitch …

As a former boat owner in my younger years I can confirm--and that was even before social media. They *will* tell their friends and bring them along. You'll have more wanting to come along than you have space. Don't know what the magic draw of a boat is, but he's spot on

One thing not mentioned in this Cooter economics, is how close to the end of the month will affect the Cooter market prices! Rent, utilities, and credit card payment deadlines really do fluctuate Cooter prices! Sometimes it’s like a Kmart blue light special out there!

Im crying cause boat cooter is a thing in summertime

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