corporate ptsd x victory lap by fred again

Teams call gives me ptsd 🫩

ay at least you employed

will also slop out an opensource app to replace your teams ringtone with this, follow if interested

bro get in the weights we need to ship

its called growth bro relax

bro survived one offsite and dropped a boiler room set about it

u had me till teams call. i can’t listen it anymore 🫠

this might be good for you, exposure therapy

First thing I see when I open x

sorry bout dat

The 🚨 sound 😭

Please that fucking pager sound haunts me Idk why it has to be so much worse than pagerduty’s

im moved

@resolveai HIRE THIS MAN!

time for a quick call?

💀

Thinking of you @bebeal

@SpeculatorArt BANGER

yo gotta mix that into my corporate banger

i have vacation right now. i hate you

@Rakuu13

ba ba ba banger

Teams usually more triggering but repetitive slack notifs definitely brings back memories of a horrendous on-call. Everything was constantly on fire there.

If anxiety was a beat

doechiiii

@Esoviz

This is what it sounds when you’re in a corporate nightmare without being dreaming lmao

@dalinstone mix

can i get one with the huddle noise instead of the teams call please

fucking banger

Bop lowkey

NGL that slack notification made me check my slack

This gave me so much anxiety

that Sev-2 pager sound brought on a wave of PTSD like nothing else

followed you on Spotify but this tracks not there

amazing