Corporate translator part 2 This gets even funnier and more accurate. Why can't companies just come out and tell us what's going on in plain English language?🤔

Because if they did meetings would be 5 minutes long and people would realize how little managers do.

lmfao this is so accurate that i don't know whether to laugh or cry

Because global companies, corporations, conglomerates or multi-nationals as enties are vastly abstract, non-human structures by nature. No single person can make something like an iPhone entirely on their own, but larger organisations can,...AT THE COST of alienation like this (not to excuse shitty conduct,...which can become a side effect too.). You have this issue way less so in small business, where realities are more immediate and 'intimate'. Or think of your family BBQ, of course it's not gonna be formal, it would backfire,...but so do informalities at larger scale.

Spent decades attending corporate meetings and events. They are nothing but dog and pony shows. Incredible the amount of fake CEO's and staff there are. The stories I could tell...🤣

@TheEXECUTlONER_ It’s the language of bureaucracy and corporatism. Just look at the WEF website. Obfuscation conceals true intent for a lot of people and that’s what they are counting on.

This puts me in mind of the "Dilbert" comic strip...Scott Adam would have loved it.

that corporate gibberish reminds me of official press language in commie block. Everyone read truth between the lines. Coding the message with a commonly known key makes the one doing that look even more stupid than he/she is. Nowadays @vonderleyen is doing that everyday...

Intel was just like this. So glad I no longer work there. Low-hanging fruit. Think out-of-the-box. Synergistic. Belly-up to the bar. Fall on our sword. Eat our own dog food. Cohesive ideas. Flexible but not breakable.

@Profesrfrankly That's how it feels sometimes

so they can make it say what they want it to say after the fact

@JakeCan72 I love these. Can’t wait for the next one

@grok can you give me information on this animation series? Who makes it where is it from… It is an amazing piece of work.

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For those who've worked in Corporate this is soooo spot on! IYKYK

Feels like my normal daily routine…

This sort of corporate verbosity gives me nausea

@kittenaround_51 I would LOVE to have translation of the lawyers et al

100 percent accurate. 😂😂😂

Wish you meet Trumpf Administration Translator. It would be far much funny...

This so true and can so align 😆 with these sketches.

Well, as they used to say in Banking... "bonus" is two words ("bone us")

very sad.. but true. how the heck are LLMs going to ever learn to speak normal if this is the inputs of corporate speak is their training data... that is the better question

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Hilarious

This is way too accurate. I love it. 😂

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This is so true.

Brilliant!

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Very funny. I need a translator also 🤣🤣🤣

Everybody go dust up your CV mahn...lol