Could have retired talk shows after this moment, never got any better than this

“Do something with that, you freak” is one of the great lead-ins of all time.

It's like talking shit to Michael Jordan, Conan knew exactly what he was doing

@CholulaSaucy

The lead-in to this part is just as good, where they talk about how there's a lot of making out btw her and Carrot Top. "It's like 9 1/2 Weeks, but with Carrot Top." And Norm says, "Is it called 9 1/2 Seconds?" *pause for laughter* "...Because he's a premature ejaculator."

I miss Norm

He wasn't wrong.

I miss Norm, he was a real battle axe.

Love this clip. Norm was the best.

Smith is fucking gorgeous