Couple of new products

Supper slippers - place your supper in the slipper, pop the slipper in the microwave for 3 minutes. Now you have a nice hot supper and one warm foot.

I reckon Michael from your book would have liked your catering slipper. For dessert he could opt for a shoe-bun.

I was with you up to the sea meats. You can't put sea meats into a catering slipper!

Le Crock Monsieur.

"hang on in there bob

Bob do you see much of Doctor Shakamoto nowadays son

@comagirlx Choux pastry for pud ?

To all my American family and friends, yes as much as I am a purebred American girl, I am also an Anglophile! If you don't know Bob Mortimer, acquaint yourselves with him. He will make you laugh so hard, you might tinkle yourself.🤣 He is straight-up cray-cray in the best way!

Loved The Long Shoe so I’ll give them a go. The slippers not the new book. 😂

You could do a breakfast one call it "kipper slipper" or "slipper kipper" just thought I'd slip that in

It's a hard no from me on the catering slipper thanks Bob. Michael sounds interesting, even if only to figure out how to live when you're just 1% alive. I think you're probably onto some medical discovery there.....

Hi Bob, you're other book Bob Mortimer I read it in 2 days, couldn't put it down, will read this one.too. tight lines, aaaaaand away

Does Michael come with a voucher for a percentage off catering slippers?

Is it capable of holding soup too or would it need a verruca sock liner?

Bob, I've listened to all your books on audio book, they are fantastic, thank you for doing the audio yourself, and please keep doing them!! ❤️

I’ll go for the Spanish tapas catering show please Bob. Meats and cheeses always pleases.

Morning Master Bob, Just saw your little message. Look forward to your new book. Hope you feel better soon. You look like someone took your battery out and now your are a bit flat.. Take care special chap. X xxx😊❤️

The Catering Slipper: “Shh. It’s just magic.”

@VivianAnne20719 love Bob, " Catering Slippers " 🤣🤣

whats the best before date on them bad boys? I got a hike coming up and wondering if i should get myself some cause i get a bit hungry on the ways up like

I’ll take two sea meat catering slippers please. And of course the book. Signed and delivered by you by hand preferably ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Saw the shoe meat and instantly thought of Steve Davis.

Sea meats can only go in a hard shoe bob

I read the Satsuma Complex 2 years ago and it inspired me to have a go at writing. 2 months ago, I self-published my novel 'When life gives you coffee...' which has a similar tone so I'm told. I also discovered that I love writing!

Excellent I’ve contacted my local independent bookstore to nab a copy . I am afraid I’ll have to pass on the catering slipper but wish you well with this venture !

They do crabs 🦀 in the underwear 🩲department at Seafronts branches of United Kingdom BOB .!

Is crab a C meat because it begins with a C. Like beef

Oh Mr Bob, oh Mr Bob, he once saw Peter Schmeichel, oh Mr Bob, oh Mr Bob, his new book is called Michael.

A crab would pair lovely

😆 We love you Bob ❤️

Bloody crackpot 😱😜and that’s why we love ya. Sandwich looks very tasty you may well have started a new trend off. 👩‍❤️‍👨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

You are such a legend bob your so funny and talented

Where do I buy the catering slipper? Looks like a quality product and I have a salmonella free egg and spear of asparagus primed and ready..

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