CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

The fact that this is not a bit and there are actual people who think about media like this is honestly depressing, and I've met people like that IRL A very justified crash out tbh

It's insane how he's just always fucking correct

the way he’s almost in tears yelling “you’re TWENTY-TWO!!!” 💀

his vernacular when he gets legitimately heated is my favorite. he uses the words so good

He feels like the only real person streaming Like not a character that they play for an audience, he's like a dude, with actual real thoughts

This is why there is a slop problem in movies btw. Because people think they can't watch anything but slop with other people around.

i watched The Lighthouse with my grandmother (who assumed it was just a normal historical drama) and while she didn’t exactly enjoy it, she handled it just fine

I would absolutely fucking love it if someone put on the lighthouse for a date

I’ve been to art school and there really are people that will react like this if even something as tame as a sex scene shows up, I fully understand his crash out.

He's so right, tho. My wife was a normie and all it took was showing her things I was interested in for her to broaden her own interests. We are able to spend time-sharing interesting things with each other and having intelligent conversations that I haven't had with others.

My grandmother was the one who suggested we watch sopranos, valid crashout

Has NL never experienced a puritanical grandparent or the anxieties of a good first impression before Ive known peoples grandparents who'd legitimately start a screaming fight for swearing in their presence, let alone showing a movie boob

the more he spoke the truther it got...

you shoulda included the part after where he thanked the guy for saying he looks skinny when he's crashing out

+2 also insane how Americans will champion war but can’t handle boobs

Northernlion isn't religious he is something more absurd: he thinks women and old people are full human beings who can appreciate art.

This guy has no idea how women operate, a woman isn’t going to tell you the movie is fucking weird, she’s going to ride it out and get home and tell her friends how this weird dude took to some gross movie.

i watched end of evangelion with my mom i can watch anything with anyone

gen z puritanism is so so silly to me

Genuinely why wouldn’t you take your Grandpa to see Hateful 8? First its a fucking western all grandpas love westerns. Second Tarantinos entire filmography constantly references old Hollywood the movie might make your grandpa feel like a kid again.

have to give it to the egg he's absolutely right

for whatever reason, my twitter page gave me this as a "news story"

I agree but also I don’t like watching movies with intense sex scenes with my parents. call me a prude, but I don’t need to be experiencing someone having an orgasm with my mom

He's actually correct about this one ngl worth the crashout

He’s not wrong. You’re adults now you’re 21 not 12. Sex scenes are OKAY.

The bigger issue is that the friend asked the chatter for a movie recommendation without specifying it was for a movie date. You don't get to pin that shit on anyone else. It's their fault.

and every word of it correct

He's right though

he's so real for that tho

another northernlion w

Twitter deserves to see the part where someone goes "you look skinny when you're crashing out" and he's legit flattered it's so funny

I saw “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” with my grandmother when it came out and she tanked that shit like a pro but honestly the rape scenes in most movies do feel a bit awful to watch. I know that’s the intended emotion but damn.

justified crash out 100%