CRYO ARCHIVE RED WEDDING LMAOOOOOOOOO

“this is stupid” “this isn’t fun” “this is bxxxx behavior” consider: the launch cinematic where a teams own member betrays their allies to escape the ship is OFFICIAL marketing material.

“this is a negative human trait” “if you do this you’re disgusting” “i can’t believe you find this fun” “this is a reflection of you as a person” y’all cannot be real people it’s a fucking VIDEO GAME

marathon group on facebook

facebook in 2026 😭

I think the only way this could be funnier is if the last team standing wasn't you. really layer on the hubris for effect

oh this isn’t my footage but that would be objectively hilarious

Now if I was on the receiving end I’d be mad but yknow that’d be on me for not doing it first

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ID BE MAD BUT GAME RESPECT GAME

You just know they spent a good 10 minutes looking through ALL the bags

i would’ve taken my sweet ass time too 😂😂

THIS IS NOT MY GAMEPLAY I AM SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION. I LEFT THE WATERMARKS IN AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THIS IS FROM @/thatboytopaz ON TIKTOK !!

Charter is very pleased.

there’s always a new marton gif i’ve never seen excellent

The Arachne family always provides in the main Marathon cord.

much appreciated, i must frequent it more often

I mean, how could you not?

too tantalizing an offer

I KNOW that had to be euphoric. 😭

CORRECT

If you think there is fun in that go find some help

I don’t think it’s fun i think it’s properly fucking hilarious

i lied i also think it’s fun

@PericoElDeLos15 😂😂😂

arachne's strongest warriors

The sad part is is this is who you truly are outside of the game you would do this to a fellow human just for a laugh you are everything wrong with this world take pure pleasure in backstabbing and lying.

Do you think that I would throw a chemical weapon at people posing for a picture in real life? Do you think I would do that? You must also think I’d steal cars because I’ve played GTA then lmao

I don't know why you're being crucified here. I'm an ARC Raiders player with many hours. That being said, what happened in the video should be expected in Marton, come on these aren't friendly lobbies.

I get crucified over fucking apple juice these days Hart

Daym APPLE JUICE! (btw I love the stuff yey Vitamins)

"its okay its okay it will be over soon"

This shit had me throbbing

peak marathon experience

I had a moment as rook once where a team let me hang out with them-i kept telling them how. Never had the impetus to be friendly because most teams wnd up doing something stupid that makes me feel a deep urge to kill them-they LET ME HANG OUT WITH THEM STILL for 5 minutes

Eventually they ran into a grenadier who hit them all n mechanized rhem and i went “oh no” on mic and could feel my head start spinning-next 20 seconds i had a dead team with me and 3 new h-ar’s

Deadass felt the spirit of murder overtake me i couldnt stop myself from skinning em

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Last one before wipe was asking me “what the fuck why” and i was like “how could i not” before getting him, literally went out for shots later and felt like fucking dexter

RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

@ArachneMTHN Someone finally did it. Praise be Arachne.

"You just ruined the best game ever."

“You just ruined the best game ever” Have you been holding hands for the past 16 days? How can you not KNOW this was going to happen? What cause shroud teamed up with people in cryo, you thought you could do the same? THIS IS MARATHON BABY.

People would of gave you death threats if this was ARC Raiders

theyre still calling me all sorts of shit

Inject this shit into my fuckin bones man I need a hit

Cool clip but there is a reason it ends early They didn’t truly wipe the lobby

I hope not. That would make it even funnier, someone else said: consequences for hubris

I would have thrown more grenades

i’d have thrown as many as I had

I never have enough grenades 😭

For Arachne

On sight every time lmao

Someone should set this clip to the song played during the Red Wedding for maximum effect 🤣 “The Rains of Castamere”

LMAOOOOO