Cube Cave Johnson

honestly i can see why they cut the cube joke cause it kinda undermines everything about cave, but this wouldve worked if it was some random dude stuck in a cube as a test for what would become glados

hey. cube johnson here

they put entire cave johson in small box while in apetrure desk job in big ass moai statue 😭

The idea that Cave Johnson, one of, if not the most important character in the game, would have been just a cube in the corner of a random room, and would talk about the mind uploading into AI, giving away that Caroline is GLaDOS, is very funny, and probably why they cut it

OMG IS THE FULL THING, Even Ellen McLain voice lines!! I asume Cave Johnson voice was a placeholder before getting J.K. Simmons

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ROOM WAS SO WEIRD IN THE BASE GAME, it makes so much sense to be there

That's huge! We've known about it forever, it's great to see the full dialogue now

Why didnt you end his suffering?

Feel like it was this version of Cave in the cube

obviously it's a beta build and they were still working on things but this feels very underwhelming for the whole "Glados is Caroline" thing

this is hilarious but its pretty obvious why they cut it out. it still wouldve been funny if they replaced it with someone else. actually nevermind that would create a theory where all the cores are just the scientists of aperture

i knew desk job was just using ideas from the og haha

that's so fucking stupid i'm glad they cut it out.

Incredibly underwhelming preformance from both parties here, we can talk about Caroline's relation to Cave however we want but she still seemed to display a lot of enthusiasm for him despite all everything so this dull tone doesn't really fit for a reunion centuries in the making

omg hearing her talk to him😪

Cube johnson is actually a real idea wow

What happens if you fizzle it? You should be able to grab it after going thru portal from below

We already knew about that but it's cool to have a playable version now

What build is this?

“i turned myself into a cube, Caroline”

okay this is genuinely insane

Why didnt you end cube Johnson?

Portal Story: Mel DLC just dropped Also I like how they reused this concept for Aperture Decksjob.

create the blue portal

People have not played Desk Job and it shows

I feel like the person voicing Cave Johnson at this point might’ve been Nolan North possibly?

@probablytired2

+gameinstructor_enable 0

You should’ve brought him with you through the fizzler to fully kill him I wonder if there would’ve been a secret line LOL

Cube Johnson, if you will

i can barely understand a word of this

which version of portal 2 is that? i wanna play it!