Cut them off. Fuck em.

Use an axe… Also they should be financially charged by court for 36 canceled flights!

Cut out a chunk of asphalt - and leave them with that. Charge them for the runway repair, and fine them for the hundreds of people's time that they wasted.

Just leave them there, it will stop others after they sit in piss

Pure laziness. People who do this type of thing are unproductive individuals and don’t offer society a damn thing, that’s because they’re useless.

There are some people whom you cannot save from themselves. Leave them there. The sun, the heat, the toilet, soon they will learn.

Just leave them there. Come back in a month and scrape up whatever's left of the carcass. Problem solved.

I guess the airport needs better security. I dont feel safe now taking a plane.

Leave them there.

I would just leave them there

There are some good acids that would do the job and you won’t have to dull a good saw blade.