Dad bods unite!

I see veins. You can flex your pecs. You aren't as toned as the twinks, but you are miles from dad bod. The engagement trap will take you far.

Please tell me this is satire , PLEASE

Not the straight gaybaiting.

you misspelled God bod again!

That aint no dad bod lol its a nice one but not a dad one

Skinny, dad bod, chubby…. Doesn’t matter. You would always look so damn sexy.

Or in your case perfection 😍

i audibly howled

Put your shirt back on ! Please

Love it!!

I love a nice dad bod

Nice treasure trail

He is like a real life Johnny Bravo!

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

You're quite sexy

love it. Be mine, daddy.

God damn 🔥 🔥 🔥

Cringe?? not at all!! All natural, no additives or preservatives, just all natural, and delicious, thats the "morn" in your day. Evening,,,,,,,dessert, I had a plate of Biscotti and Latte, but id rather your Biscotte and Latte instead, definitely, made my day!

If that’s a dad bod, then…

You don’t have a dad bod

So sexy

fuck you‘re hot mate

I have premenopause mom bod 😂

I would.

😍😍😍

Pecs and biceps are goals

You’re so hot

Nice. I like

gain 100lbs and try again

Totally yummy

Gorgeous

I need u mil