Dad simulator 10/10

If the reason the game was delayed was to make all these fun interactions with Diana better… I approve of the delays.

The kid on the couch next to his dad seeing him playing basketball with a game character while he refuses to play with him :

I'm not a dad, and this makes me want to become one. The only thing that could make this better is a JP voice-over.

I want to be a father❤️‍🩹🙏🏾

Thank god she didn't said "weeeeee" while going down the slide, I would die from diabetes

That ball on the face got me instantly wtf 😂 and the falling on the slider 😂 Why am I laughing? I hate children. Age of 28 is no joke 💀

"The slide is too small for you I wanted to slide together" me too kid

I am not even that old to be a dad and i declare myself as her father too.

and retards calling you pedophile for playing this game

This game is gonna kill me because I want to be a dad now 🫠

THE DRAWING!!! I CAN'T!!!

Even Zangief would be proud of Hugh.

As a dad. I can't play this game! My daughter demands all the attention I can afford to in a day leaving nothing for anything else!

Я куплю эту игру только, если они позволят игроку заплести ей косички. Ей же неудобно с длинными распущенными волосами! И да, я знаю, что она андроид, но я не могу смотреть на эти голые ноги. Мне холодно от этого😭

It's ass, it's artificial anime shit. How can people fall for these sneaky japanese curve balls? You really have shit taste.

Capcom want to you be a dad

Damn, i wanna be her then, being a kid is so good man, life is so easy man,

And dad prefers to groom this fake girl than to play with his own fucking child. Definition of a deadbeat dad.

@blauer_gamer sie haben ein dadfag Spiel gemacht

How did a black woman who is probably racist and a supremacist do this role without fvcking it up? How?

it looks not interesting at all

Calling him High ( you) was a clear and deliberate decision

Western civilization has forgotten how rad kids are.

Wait till you get to the end, you will cry like an absolute bitch if you're a dad who has a daughter. Hell, you will cry like a bitch regardless... Damnit Capcom, you didn't have to do this to us! 😭

It’s just happy-slop bro. You only like this because it brings you joy

Can't say I know too many kids that behave like androids..... but each to their own I guess 😜

Ok, i'm ordering the game. I don't care if it actually sucks but this is just way to cute

Twitter, I can't afford children, my desire to keep my wallet alive is stronger than my paternal instincts to make a child.

TOO CUTE MY HEART

I'm sorry. This is retarded and it's attracting the freaks, evidently.

Definitely getting this game 🥰

Weirdo simulator you mean