Dad walks in on you playing Kingdom Hearts

Mine asked "Who's that bug-eyed lesbian?" (referring of course to Sora)

This happened to my buddy Eric

Somehow more horrifying than most of the Uzumaki anime

"Changing the TV to porn was an easier thing to explain"

DAD NO DAD ITS OPTIONAL I JUST WANT THE SECRET ENDING PLEASE DAD

finny fun ain't for the faint of heart

No Dad, I swear, this game has action in it! DAD! COME BACK!"

context?

"my boy's a fruit..."