dafuq, and i cannot stress this enough, is this event

It is almost eerily bad. Like he is talking to himself

Incredibly embarrassing scenes the day before midterm elections. Trump’s closing message: Finally, America has defeated the algae in the Reflecting Pool.

He is walking corpse. His brain is rotting from within.

The fatal last pitch for a losing campaign.

The United States is officially a joke.

@arupar, All I can is roll my fucking eyes. This is truly a dumpster fire!

Algae incoming tonight

I know why, but still: how are the elections close?

GOTV!

This is fucking insane. I can’t believe they thought this was a good idea.

He is cooked

Does he not know the word odor?

What is algee??

@AntiToxicPeople Ranting and raving 101! 🤪🤪🤪

This is peak Trump...this is Cinema!

And this crazy f*cker has the nuclear football.

The opening of my town's pool each summer was more exciting than this Trump thing at the reflecting pool.

Maybe he's talking about updates to Husted

He looks ancient, his eyes are slits that he’s trying to hide underneath the brim of his cap, and he’s mumbling into a microphone about algae and a pool. Killer push in the final days before the election.

Senile Satan forgot the assignment.

This may be my favorite Trump speech ever.

Where are the men in white???

Whenever the question is 'why' about tRump, the answer is always: Distraction from what he does elsewhere during his admin.

Kansas: Mr President we haven’t elected a Dem since 1932! We need your help! Trump: the pipes and the algae and the pipes with the water

Best trading strategy ever: short the market just before Trump speaks $QQQ $SPY

Apparently when his dad had dementia, the put him in an office every day so he would think he’s working. Maybe after the midterms they could just keep him in front of a podium doing the oldies but goodies, went to school a boy came home a girl, Husted has a great ass, etc

Its literally just a distraction FOR Trump, from his handlers, so that he’s not on the campaign trail to crater any other elections

It's all an act.

glad he explained how piping works, i never knew

your piping has a bad aroma but i don't think you can fix that

He sounds like a cassette tape on its last leg...