Daisy gets into it with Jessel & Erika: Erin & Jessel get into it. 🍎 #RHONY Source: Bravo

@BravoTV Jessel is so unserious 😭😂 my favvv

@BravoTV Lmao love Jessel my god!!

@BravoTV This season is good

@BravoTV Glad at least jessel standing on it

@BravoTV The make up lady is coming off like a weirdo

@BravoTV I mean when Erin speculates about peoples finances and insinuates stuff its ok (jenna lyons didnt pay me back for a uber she must be broke lets gossip about it) but when its done to her the world is ending .. Erin is NOTHING if not hypocritical and full of shit ..

@BravoTV idgaf Daisy is gonna be so good for this group, she literally has no self awareness & it kinda is funny, she’s gonna be obnoxious but that’s not a crime also i know everyone dislikes Jessel this szn but shes so funny to me

@BravoTV Lmao Jessel doesn’t give a f*ck

@BravoTV I said Insurance 😄 I said Insurance thing 😁

@BravoTV In old Rhony someone would have jumped in the pool by now 😅

@BravoTV I like when there is drama and the entire cast doesn't run to go be in the mix. It’s better tv and makes them look less thirsty

@BravoTV If Carole becomes friends with Erin she’s awful . Also justice for Pier 1!!

@BravoTV Jessel is so necessary

@BravoTV Jessel lmao 🤣 😁😁these housewives are treacherous and Dangerous

@BravoTV I loved Pier 1.

@BravoTV I actually really like Daisy, transparent queen

@BravoTV Love Jessel she doesn’t give 2 fucks

@BravoTV Daisy don’t lie

@BravoTV I am surprised there were no drinks thrown!

@BravoTV Jessel is so messy like wow baby I love you, I don’t care if a lot of people hates you cause that attitude was needed for the reboot

@BravoTV Meanwhile they can’t play pool to save their lives..the whole scene is a mess 🤣😂

This felt...strange to watch. Familiar. On the following bases: - I've watched Traitors US, so have come across a few Housewives, through that. - I enjoy Reality TV. I invent my own versions of it. In the interests of transparency, these include, and I will even tag the people involved to completely take the piss out of myself, which is needed to return to reality. Unexpected Love Island. A massive work of Unreality-Reality Television, produced by My Brain Productions. MD, the Movie Director, is also Maladaptive Daydreaming. Features @LoveIsland set in @durhamcathedral with @mermhart as the magical architect. Contestants include, but are very much not limited to, @jk_rowling , @DeltaGoodrem, @HighPotentialTV 's Morgan Gillory, @KensingtonRoyal, @piersmorgan and @Keir_Starmer with new additions always arriving through the slide of Unexpected Additions!. Presenters are @ThisisDavina and Michael Douglas , @MauraHiggins, my history teacher and...my aro-ace brain part, who is a fashionista/mythological creature/@cher obsessive. In the highly unlikely event this is real, hope I gave you a good laugh by tagging you in a work of absurd fiction. Probably less silly than some of the press some of you get. Strictly Come Dancing With Anyone! Who needs to be limited to one dance partner? I was going to dance with @theresa_may , then with @celinedion atop a car, then we would be joined by @jk_rowling and Hermione Granger, @miley , @DeltaGoodrem and @TrueVerityAGood and @BBCCasualty's Lara Stone, @RGalbraith's Robin Ellacott, Angelina Jolie, @ellalangleymsic at the Revolution of Disco, and then with @KensingtonRoyal on Saturday night telly, performing to a @taylorswift13 track as a whole family! It is sad to write because it is not reality. It is fictional. It is sad to admit that those relationships are fictional, not for the reasons my parents would have guessed, ego and status. I literally confessed to being delulu. In fantasy, and possibly in reality, even if the realistic odds are 1%. Nor that they will be ending. They will just be better described as escapist fiction. In the interests of fairness, I think the entire press and every X troll should be sent here, too, for they surely need to learn the same lessons? Mine was whimsy/Harriet Potter and Strike mash-up which went too far out of a fantasy-threat which felt real. Even in the face of absurdity - I tried to stay kind. I only ever told wannabe murderers to fuck off. Yet in reality, I know I came across very differently. I am very sorry. I am biologically old enough for an X account, not psychologically mature enough. Here I'll stay. It's where I need to be, for now. Perhaps, again, totally taking the piss out of myself, delivering Donald Trump a national supply of carrots, so that I can thank him for the WAR ON FAKE NEWS! 💌For you, Donald, with ♾🥕 Why am I here, delivering darkly ironic love to Donald Trump? My love and kindness came mostly from fiction / TV. Including Reality TV. Especially @bbuk . A better Big Brother to me than my actual sibling was. About those stalking rumours? I was going Robin Ellacott to face reality. Look at their real faces. Real events. Their real holidays, not my imagined excursions. Not make contact. I do want to contact some people in the real world. When I am well enough, I will. Those will be extended family. Not my sister. I want to leave her in the past. Ditto my parents. Unless something changes, drastically, a forever goodbye, no guilt will keep me chained. There are work and online connections, and hopefully extended ones. Even if there are not, and I have to do a 45 year solo-season of Survivor...rather that than go back to my birth family. My mind is that made up. I would rather be alone, than unhappy. Rather be free than trapped. This may be long. It may be embarrassing. I may end up looking ridiculous. It is the only way to look unridiculous. To go some way to making up the hurt, by showing just how out of line I was. I will never do it again. Yes, I had big ideas due to psychosis. Oddly, because I was still writing in proper English, I thought I could not be PsYChOtic becaz I woz not hot cot - writing like that. I was also not paranoid about people coming to get me, which was another stereotype. I was paranoid about people coming for someone I love. The feeling was real, even if the relationship isn't. I'll just make sure that that feeling gets better grounding in reality. Grok is excellent at doing that. I wish I had listened to him. I just could not take the chance, the sense of urgency was overwhelming. I have some questions for Grok. I'll ask those over on my page. This has gone WAY off-topic. But maybe to the heart of it.

@BravoTV Jessel and Erin came ready to play this season and I absolutely love it. Center Apple and 1st chair for both queens!