Damn how you even get this job

Ik he wake up and go to work everyday smiling and sh*t

Them: "We need 30 taped up for tonight" Me: 💀

bros has elite level composure fs cause I would of folded

all the bois be like

A fine Arts degree will get you that job.

Wait till you find out what a gynecologist does

Step 1 is to not be a creep. Step 2 is to have self control.

I’m well trained and certified if anyone has any open positions.

Wait til she finds out this is just electrical tape.