Dan Wilson’s thoughts on Torpedo Bats #Mariners

You think the #mariners would be all over this based on our lack of hitting ;)

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"If it helps improve our offensive production, we don't want it, because we want to continue to suck on offense and piss off the fans" - Dan Wilson (probably)

Mariners labeling the torpedo bats as witchcraft checks out

Can you ask Dan if anyone on the team is going to bat above .225 this year?

So classic for the mariners to not even know what this is. Poverty forever

bring em to Seattle ! we need some offense ☹️

I think he's saying that he's F'ing clueless. No idea on the bats, bats Cal 3rd, playing DMO who couldn't hit a ball hard off a T. Meanwhile, the Yankees are pounding the F out of teams. Everyone gets a trophy Dan. Didn't I see Dan and JD at an anti Tesla rally?

He coulda used one in his career #mid

In other words: “Maaaaaaaaybe next year” 🙄