🚨dansby dinger🚨

This is the most blind squirrel finds a nut HR ever

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AVERAGE SOARS TO .178🔥🔥🔥🔥

Way to go, Dansby, snap out of it! Too bad casual fans didn't score those runs cause they benched you in their alternate world lol.

Sources say his eyes were closed when he swung

HOLY SHIT DANSBY SWANSON CONTRIBUTED?!?!

Such a good sign for the offense

Really hope Dansby can turn it around. He’s an absolute stud on defense

@CubbieCowgirl Dans doesn’t hit much. But he’ll get his 20 dingers and play GG defense. Sorry if this offends

that shits like a 290 foot flyout on a normal day but congrats bro

Bleacher Jeff banging on that sign is so annoying

Welcome back @LieutenantDans7 !!!!

ouu shii is the war finally over

No way

Dansby days are here again 🎶

He still sucks get him off the team

Hell has frozen over

Should still be out of the league. Literally one of the worst players I’ve ever seen

This AI?

He can hit

Take that haters!!

Probably an extension & restructure between innings.

tank you admin & fuck you haters

We might never lose a series again

This is literally a pop up

@DCONN24 Welp, a broken clock is right twice a day

no Dansby slander.

Yup. I’ve seen enough. Dansby is the best hitter in baseball. 😎 😂

Wow he did something