Daring greatly daily.

LOSER ALERT

Good morning king! I bet you’re still high on adrenaline from your phenomenal performance. Phuck those Mets comments

You’re batting practice for most teams

1000 career strikeouts zero friends made. Height doesn’t measure unlikeability.

Stay blessed 💪🏼🔥 it’s only up from here!

Shouts to Steve 😤

When will the extension be announced? #cub4lyfe

Still my favorite pitcher even if you can’t auto my cards keep having a great season bro

fuck you