DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S DAD????????

Put a spoiler warning next time bro wtf

There is actually no way u genuinely didn't know that

How Twitter would’ve been in 1980

Genuinely can’t wait to show my kids Star Wars in a really fucked up order to preserve the twist and then see their face when they realize Anakin becomes Vader

Wow, I’m actually surprised you went your whole life not hearing a single spoiler about this one, good for you gng. 😭😭😭

the way i knew u was gon tweet that😂😂

To be in your shoes lol

you unspoiled king

ANAKIN FINALLY SLID ON THAT OLD ASS BITCH MFFF

Sadly that twist has become ingrained within pop culture that even if you've never watched Star Wars in your life, most people already know Darth Vader is Luke's dad. Same as if you've never watched Planet of the Apes or played the OG Final Fantasy VII, you know that the Ape planet was Earth all along or that Aerith dies.

Luke is leia brother??????

Holy shit, it’s a miracle. You know how rare it is to find someone new to Star Wars that HASN’T already known this?!

Dichead we all knew

You spoiled me WTF

The concept is someone discovering this in the year of our Lord 2026 is hilarious to me.

Might be satire, but genuinely boggles my mind how some people genuinely don’t know that. Star Wars is embedded so heavily in the cultural zeitgeist that you gotta remind yourself that people don’t come out the womb knowing Darth Vader is Luke’s dad.

I haven't watch it yet

How the hell did you remain unspoiled on this

Congratulation, buddy. Welcome to the club!

Only took you 40 years 😭

Ngl, it fucking sucks that there is such a low chance that someone gets to experience this plot twist genuinely nowdays because it's a part of lore and not even seen as a plot twist anymore

YOU SPOILED THE MOVIE

?

spoilers bro…

you not foolin me

Vader being Luke's father is one spoiler that I deadass refuse to believe anyone DOESN'T know. It has been parodied and referenced too many times.

bro spoilers

...have you ever heard about a spoiler warning man??? 🫩😭

Bro wtf I haven’t watched it yet