Dasha's crabwalk video

I think I might goon to this

When I bring new women home I put this video on the big screen and hand them a french maid outfit.

Shouldn't that be "crabs" plural?

The barely touched wine bottle is a subtle detail that makes this ten times funnier.

oh hey... she looks like she can dust

Dasha’s the kind of girl you just leave in your room afterwards so you can go play Xbox and drink beers in the living room.

I dont even know who she is but shes always on my timeline

Perry did it better

This was how I was introduced to the smiths