Dating me is a religious experience

LMFAOOOO that is the funniest shit ever

God must REALLY want me pure for some reason 🫠

2 min per day to learn from the Bible! 🙏

Should've given them some of that Holy Spirit lol

I gotta give something *to* the Holy Spirit

Sorry my brother cucked you riley. This is why we only let him control what happens on one planet in the universe...

That fucking sucks, but you know who else is a religious man... Nacho Libre. We should watch it sometime.

No one can it hard find the right one and time

I gotta find God for personal reasons now lol

The line delivery on this is fucking phenomenal xD

This is, the best worst thing I’ve ever heard